My New Home Night View

Arrggghhh... Still can remember the tiredness of shifting to a new house. Hopefully there will be no more of house shifting. Do you guys know that because of shifting house, I quarrel a lot with my girlfriend. So sorry my love, i did not mean to quarrel with you or to hurt you. So sorry... and sorry... and sorry... and sorry. Anyway, this is the view from my new home sweet home. Nice isn't it but only blur because i'm only using camera from my handphone. Want to know how does my house look like? I'll post it in my next blog.

The Stupid Looking Statue

Do you guys know how much is this statue? It cost RM 799. The actual price is RM 999. Got a 20% discount if not for me , cause i knew the thau keh soh. Hehehe.. Hau lian. Anyway, to me personally, its such a waste of money. I don't mean it does not look good in the restaurant, but, it just really a waste of money. It's not my decision to buy or not to buy. Boss said its ok, that means ok lor. Not from my pocket money. Who cares. But one thing that i agreed is this statue do look cute. The original is there is a board on the side where you can write what is today's special in the menu. So, that everyone can read. But now, the statue chef look so damn bloody sissy with the card board that it's holding like a woman's handbag. The picture with a torch was paste onto the original board written "Olympic Fever Lucky Draw". But, what is the lucky draw? Dunno. Oh my gosh, the more i look at it, the more it look sissy. Damn bloody sissy chef statue. Hahaha..... Hehehe..... Huhuhu... Ahak... Ahak... Ahak... Oink... Oink... Oink...

The Marketing Philosophy

What is Marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich
'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback